Title: Always and Never
Fandom: House MD
Pairing: Amber/Taub
Word Count: 500
Rating: PG-13
Note: Written for theunknownsoul , who said Amber/Taub. c8 of any kind.

Hello fellow Melbournians! I originally posted this somewhere else when socraticomatic suggested that I'm might do better with a community that was actually active. Thanks for the tip!

Melbourne born and bred, I have actually lived overseas for the last 10 years and have no idea what's what anymore. Anyway, I'm home shortly for a few weeks, and want to catch up with all of my friends, pretty much all of whom have subsequently had kids. I'd like to do something where we can all get together in one spot and they can happily bring the ankle-biters with them. But I want the day to be fun for the adults as well! Any suggestions about a good Sunday afternoon activity? (My brain imagines a pub with a playground, but I'm completely open to all suggestions.)

Name five plot points/arcs you hated in fandoms you ordinarily love.


(Thanks to asta77 for this one)

The essence is the matter of true

passing in the form in idea,

identifying distinctions and understanding.

Quality especial in mental

the world in general will dress,

essence unity of the maintenance.

General as infinity of essence? Ideality,

the form as essence final? Materiality.

The unity makes out set,

borders denying fluidity –

in distinction the identity is true,

but in identity the true is essence.

Bones [10]
Cam/Cuddy [1]
Cam/Thirteen [2]
Olivia Wilde [5]
The O.C. [3]
The Black Donnelly's [2]

Samples:


@ my journal

Ok, it is being on a large scale of this word.

Whether I could express the essence of notion of being in academical sciency style?

Thank you. I'll glad to read your comment's

Being

The being is a presence of everything,

at forms of the limited matter,

and at the maintenance of ideal infinity.

The knowledge defines being

as a reality in four measurements

existing between nothing and eternity.

The God without being - Everything,

all without the God? Anything.

The eternity is true outside of duration

of the nature that, existing, does not live.

The Universe as essence is the validity,

 the nature as the existence – being.

 

I’m going to college in two months and I’m ridiculously excited. I’m tired of my town and most of the people in it and I just want to get the hell out of here and into the town where my future is, and my boyfriend. I want to live in the dorms and meet people and experience new things. I want the independence, the knowledge, the feeling of succeeding.

But then last week I realized something. My entire life I have lived in this house. The longest I have ever been away is three weeks. Will I survive without it?

 omg people!  I just remembered this kinda TMI story from when I went on vacation to Spain.  It involves shit and only YOU people would appreciate the pain I went through.

We decided to take this long bus ride up this mountain into a mountain town called Ronda.  I take Immodium AD with me EVERYWHERE but for some reason, I didn't take one that morning (dumb).  I merrily boarded the bus - it was to be about an hour ride.  About a half hour in..... I started to feel rumblings in my lower belly.  Nooooot good.  I popped 2 immodium without anything to drink.  I started to feel hot and a little sweaty and I got sensations in my asshole like the shit was impending!  I still had about 20 mins to go (but I didn't really know since I'd never been to this town before).  I was clenching that asshole like my life depended on it- which it pretty much did because if I shat myself, I was going to have to be in it all day long!  But you know how the feelings come and go a little but when this happens?  You get teased into thinking maybe it'll go away but then 1 minute later, you're having to clench it like no tomorrow again!!  I tried to breathe slowly to relax myself while at the same time holding my sphincter closed as tightly as possible.  

Oh man.... I could NOT wait to get off that bus- when it arrived at the bus depot I got off and beelined it for a bathroom as quickly as I could!!  I went in and there were 2 stalls and I entered one immediately.  It didn't have a latch so it wouldn't stay closed but FUCK IT!  When your shit needs to come out yesterday?  You have no time to worry about latches!!  I got my pants down as fast as I possibly could because my ass was about to explode!  Oh man, I let it rip and hot liquishit blasted out of me so fast into that toilet that some of it splashed back a little.  Of course, the entire rest of the ladies on that bus also wanted to go to the bathroom so there were 3 or 4 women in that tiny bathroom.  1 of them opened my door but then apologized and closed it again.  

Then.... there were only like 3 pieces of toilet paper left on the roll with no back up.  >_< !!!!!!!   OK, when you have liquishits..... 3 pieces ain't gonna do squat for cleaning your ass off.  Luckily, I had a single wet nap in my pocket.  Which I tried to use as best as possible.  Of course, it hardly did anything and then it made my ass feel kinda even worse because it didn't dry well and kinda made me itch.  Jeez.... IBS just sucks.  I hate it!  But I've learned my lesson from that... even if my tummy doesn't feel weird- just take an Immodium anyway. 

Classism masquerading as sexism.

I have a Richmond Football Club Junior membership for sale!

Say $10?? Or if you believe it should be lower go ahead and make an offer.

This membership card entitles a child under 14 years of age to attend 11 Richmond home games during the 2008 AFL season.
It allows the child to unreserved seating sections, and has never been used!
I'll also post this free of charge.

Comment or email ophelia dot balls at gmail dot com if interested 

My shits have been so utterly perfect lately. Huge in length and width (I've had one that I swear had to have been a foot long - but not so huge in width that it rips my asshole), soft enough to come out easily, but hard enough to the point where there is no shit residue left on my ass. One wipe just to make sure there's nothing there, and I'm good.

I love it.

Colloquial query regarding reader's desire to "watch a movie."

Today I took a really GREAT shit, and pushed down so much, I popped out my tampon. It was amazing.

An unromantic romance, a cautionary tale about impulsiveness and inhibitions and people you should have forgotten, about cynicism, cocktail parties and married men. – r

And the Lady Takes All

Does anyone know the name of the sushi bar on the corner of Swanston St and Flinders Lane? I left a folder there, and my powers of google aren't helping me to find the name of the place so that I can call them and make sure that I did!

Thanks, all!

EDIT: I found it! Oshin Sushi, for anyone who wanted to know! And they even had the folder!

so, i've had this idea for quite some time, but i'm lost on where exactly to put it.

the quote And death i think is no parenthesis by cummings has been meaningful in my life, as the entire poem has been. essentially the end for me sums up that poem and i'm attached to the entire quote.

however parenthesis themselves; ( ) have also been part of my idea, but i have no idea how to incorporate them.

i've been debating whether i wanted a bracket on each of the tops of my feet, or whether to get one and someone i know get the other. however, attaching myself to someone (even if they are simply brackets) has not been as appealing.

the quote however, if i wanted it with the brackets would be too long for my feet and be awkward separated. i was considering it on the inside of my right forearm, as it is completely bare and ideal space.

but i have no idea if i want to use; (And death i think is no parenthesis... and leave it without a bracket, and possibly drop the ellipsis. using only one bracket at the beginning also encompasses the meaning of the poem for me, but (And death i think is no parenthesis) is also a viable option.

font-wise, i'm pretty set. i'm either using times new roman or a typewriter (possibly mine, if it can be done) font.

( and for your trouble. )

"It's a really good love story that has fantasy," said Emma Quan, 18. "It's like 'Harry Potter' plus romance plus good-looking people."


.....

THAT IS A LIE AND YOU ARE A FAGGOT. ALSO ILLITERATE.

I WOULD SUPPORT HARRY POTTER BEFORE I JUMP ON THE TWILIGHT BANDWAGON, SORRY.

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